The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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