I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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