I think I am morally bankrupt
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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