Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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