he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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