Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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