I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
cat food counts as protein by the way
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Will exercising make me less horny?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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