So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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