I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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