I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
