At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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