dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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