i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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