hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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