I wish i was in the wii world.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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