why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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