I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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