I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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