I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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