omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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