loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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