Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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