No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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