I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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