I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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