what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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