youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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