am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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