So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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