In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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