Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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