its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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