I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
