chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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