Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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