And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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