"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I deserve this hangover.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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