Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
