If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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