nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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