We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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