There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
