On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
