How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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