I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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