she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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