Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Dicks are not precious.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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