It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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