Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
it's like heaven, but drunker
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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