: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So many bounce houses so little time
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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